Hello youngsters, I'm going to post the first programming tutorial. Although I fail at bat, you can make a little program that says hi to you! yay! OK, a bat file is a batch file, its mainly used to make viruses but you can use it for other stuff unknown to man. Well. Yeah.
This is a never ending little thing that will annoy your friends if you can get them to download them! (unless they are shmart and close it)
Step one: Open up Mr. Notepad.
Step 2: Realize that this is a serious tutorial, not like my other...
Step 3: On the top line, write "@echo off" without the quotes. I dont know why you do this, but it starts the bat file.
Step 4: On the next line, Write ":start" This is a point that you will get later... LOL
Step 5: On the next line, Write "color a". This will give you a nice green text color!
Step 6: On the next line, write "echo 1" basically is what the program will show you when you open it up.
Step 7: Next line, write "echo 12", go to your next line, "echo 123" well, do as many as you want, i went up to 9, then went back down.
Step 8: Wonder why your doing this.
Step 8 and a half: Next line, write "goto start"
Step 9: Check that you have the same script as mine (except Step 7, you dont need to copy the same thing)
@echo off
:start
color a
echo 1
echo 12
echo 123
echo 1234
echo 12345
echo 123456
echo 1234567
echo 12345678
echo 123456789
echo 12345678
echo 1234567
echo 123456
echo 12345
echo 1234
echo 123
echo 12
echo 1
goto start
Step 10: Click "Save as" Name it tutorial.bat. Make sure you have "all files" at "Save as type" part (if you have vista, im not sure if its in other systems).
Step 11: Exit Mr. Notepad. Cry as you turn it off.
Step 12: Find your new file and double click it
Step 13: You just got number roll'd.
Step 14: Congragulate yourself.
Step 15: Leave a comment below saying "BILLNYETHEUSSPY IS MY HERO!!!"
Step 16: Make BillNyeTheUSSpy a GFX moderator or Programming moderator.
Step 17: If you have a problem, leave a comment. But give me a offering such as "Oh great Bill, please except this offering of chocolate chip cookies! Now pls help me with my problem"
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